So, I had a nightmare last night about tornadoes. Today, in the my the middle of my World Prehistory class, the tornado sirens at the university went off. I was kind of freaking out because instead of a “dream come true”, I was thinking more along the lines of a “nightmare come true”. The sirens/warning at least gave me an excuse to leave class.
“This is just going to confuse everyone, because your chips are our fries, and our chips are your crisps and our fannies are your vaginas and now my brain hurts.” —10 Words Britons Shouldn’t Say in America (http://www.everywhereist.com/10-words-britons-should-not-say-in-america/)