Okay, so let’s get this straight.
It’s okay to call me “love” if you’re a cute little 80 year old man, who wears a beret and walks around with a cane.
BUT, if you’re this creepy 40 year old dude who looks like he hasn’t showered in over a year, it’ll make me want to vomit. So, just please refrain from uttering that little pet name, or really any other supposedly cute nickname.
Puma — An attractive woman in her late twenties, who is in training to be a cougar.